This is ridiculous

Step 1) Put baby in cot on his tummy.
Step 2) Supervise him for ten minutes making sure he doesn’t suffocate.
Step 3) Carefully roll him onto his side.
Step 4) Supervise him for ten minutes making sure he doesn’t roll back on his tummy and suffocate.
Step 5) Gently roll him onto his back.
Step 6) Quiet quiet quietly get into bed.
Step 7) Quiet quiet quiet lie still.
Step 8) Rudely awakened by crying. Blearily check time. It’s been 20 minutes since step 6.
Step 9) Back to step 1.
Step 10) Co-sleep.

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